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Butterfly Sunshine
Tuesday, Jun. 06, 2006|10:22 p.m.
Hi.It doesn't matter what crazy country you live in, today was 06/06/06. As far as I can tell, Satan didn't come to take over the earth... Or did he? I give you the following as proof that he might have...
I was watching TV earlier tonight and saw an ad for the new KF¢ bowl. In it you get mashed 'potatoes,' corn, 'chicken,' gravy, and a three cheese blend all mixed together in one big bowl. The KF¢ website even has a picture of it... (I totally recreated this picture - there is no way I would ever steal lift it from KF¢ - No way at all.
This has to be one of the worst meal ideas ever. No word if KF¢ will...
a) supply a feed bag you can strap on (ha ha ha... I said strap on) when you eat this...
b) pay for the triple bypass you'll need if you eat this on a regular basis.
If anyone was going to make you eat vomit, I would assume it would be Satan.I've been very busy the last several weeks preparing for Urinetown... When I haven't been rehearsing, I've been working on the set... as a result, it hasn't left a lot of time for diaryland entries.
The show opened last weekend, and we've got a very good show on our hands if I do say so myself... (I just did, so there...)
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Finally - a quick tip for the guys. Just because we don't have wear shirts out in public, doesn't mean we should. Especially if you like to eat the KF¢ bowl and don't like to work out.
I don't care what the reason is - even if it's "I am ready for bed and I don't wear a shirt to bed and I am just going to the laundry room." If there's a chance you are going to be seen, put a shirt on. No one wants to see back hair and a flabby stomach while you pick at your belly button talk about sorting the colors and the whites. (I actually saw this a little bit ago. Further proof that Satan is now here on earth. The trauma of this has resulted in temporary blindness - so please pardon any typos.)
That's all for now. Be safe.
