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Is Mary Crying About A Reese's Cup?

Monday, Nov. 28, 2005|12:09 a.m.

As most of you American people are aware, the night before Thanksgiving is one of the biggest party nights of the year.

So what did I do? I played games with a few friends.

I know. I am a party animal.

It really was a great time - I enjoy doing that much more than going to a bar. Now if I can just talk my friends into having their girlfriends and wives to start inviting hot single girls over...

So anyway, one of the games we were playing was Cranium (it's a fun game. You should get it.)

You have to do all sorts of different things when you play Cranium. My friend Bob had to act out (or was it draw - I don't remember... anyway - not important...) he had to do something to get people to guess something like "Dinner Theater."

At close to the same time, one person said "dinner" and the other person said "theater." Rather than tell them to put the words together, he screamed out "Reese Cup them! Reese Cup them!"

That's the kind of thing that we will probably make fun of him with for a while for... "Well Bob, when it's cold outside, you've got to remember to Reese Cup gloves with a winter coat."
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We also played Catch Phrase. Also a lot of fun.

Next time you play, as an added twist, have a rule where all of the descriptions for the words have to be sexual in nature.

So rather than describe "eraser" as something that gets chalk off a board, you can say "Before Mary Kay Letourneau would have sex with her students, she made them bang these together."

It makes the game much funnier. Or at least much dirtier.
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Did you see that Mary's crying?

Why is Mary Crying?

Probably because of something you did. Sinner.

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