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2004-10-07|10:24 p.m.
I'm Ramblin' Bill, and I approved this entry.Man, I wish that phrase would not appear before every political commercial in the world. There is a lame local guy running for some lame local office that says that on his lame local commercial. (yes, it is local and it is lame.)
Am I supposed to think "Wow, if this man approved this ad, he MUST be a natural born leader!" It turns out I think "If this ass is going to follow this lame trend, I refuse to vote for him."
Okay, so I will not really base my vote on that - that would be pretty sad. I think way too many people base their vote on a pamphlet, or a 30 second TV ad. I would never do that. I base my vote on who the most attractive candidate is.
Come on, who wants to look at someone ugly on the news every night? Not me!
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So I woke up late for work this morning... kind of.
The latest I can be at work is 9:00am. I woke up this morning about 6:45. Way too early unless I wanted to be at work at 8:00. I didn't.
So stupid me decides to go back to sleep. BIG MISTAKE.
My alarm went off at 7:15, and I was really tired even though I was wide awake a 1/2 hour earlier. So I decided to hit snooze.
I hit snooze 4 or 5 more times and then turned off my alarm. I laid there 'for just a second' before I got up. BIG MISTAKE #2.
So the next thing I know, I look at my alarm clock, and it is 8:57. Fuck.
So I Woke up, got out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in sec... Damn sorry. Wrong day in the life...
So I sprung out of bed, quickly popped contacts into my eyes and got dressed, and ran out the door. I hate days that I do not shower. Not as much as my co-workers hate days that I do not shower, but...
So I made it to work by 9:15 - not bad, but still late.
You would think I would learn by now to just get up when I wake up. I know now that it is something I should do... but for some reason I can rationalize anything for a few more minutes of sleep.
Please insert your own rationalizing a few more minutes of sleep joke on the comments page. I am too tired to come up with a good one right now - and I am sure that there are many good jokes that can be made there...
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I really need to find a good Halloween costume. I think it would be very funny to go to the big Halloween party as The Bee Girl from that Blind Lemon video.
But although funny, I think it would wear out after about 5 minutes. Then I would just feel like an ass.
But I thought it would be interesting to see what I would look like as the Bee Girl. So I hired an artist to come up with this very accurate recreation...
Damn, I am HOT!
