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Worst Date Ever

2004-10-11|11:28 p.m.

So I went to an audition tonight for the show I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change. It seems like a really interesting show. I hope I get it...

I didn't have the best audition in the world... I sang "All I Care About" from the musical Chicago. I was a little flat, but it still sounded decent.

I think I did a good job making them laugh with my answers to the questions they asked - while making sure I did not go too far.

One of the questions they asked was "Tell us about the worst date you've ever been on."

So here is what I told them.

A friend set us up on a blind date. I should have known that I was in for trouble when I asked her how I would recognize her at the restaurant we were going to. She told me she would be wearing a white turtleneck with a vest, and described it as "Tres tres chic."

So I got to the restaurant, and there she was... The vest she was wearing was one that my mom also owns - and I know for a fact that my mom bought it at Wal-Mart.

Just so you can visualize this lovely article of clothing, it was covered with Route 66 signs and roads going off in different directions. Trust me, it was as attractive as it sounds! (I would do an artist's rendering of it, but I am tired and it is late... So you will just have to visualize this vest.)

So we sit down and the waitress comes up to the table and says "Hi, can I get you a drink?"

Date girl says, "Wait, you have to say 'hello my name is so and so and I will be serving you tonight' so I can respond with 'Hello, my is C, and I will be being served'."

Yeah.

So I decide that I want to make this as fast as possible, so I say that I was not hungry, so I was just going to get a small appetizer. She responded by saying she was starved, so she was going to get an appetizer and a meal.

Damn it.

So I'm stuck. Throughout the meal she is telling me about all of the old men that are trying to set her up with their grandsons. I couldn/t stop wishing that one of the grandsons was there instead of me.

So to make a long story less long than it could be, I made it through the rest of the meal and walked her to her car.

I ended the story at the audition by saying - "And we are engaged today. Honey, come in here!" and waved towards the back of the room.

They seemed amused. We'll see if I get called back.

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So my friend Stacey and I are working on getting a phrase from our childhood popular again.

The phrase we decided on is "Uhhhhh doy!" As a kid, we most often said this when someone was being stupid. (where some people may have said 'Duh!' we said 'Uhhhhh doy!')

It is our goal to get as many people using it as possible. Please do your part. Next time someone you know says something stupid, say "Uhhhh doy!" to him or her.

Previously on Ramblin' Bill -- In The Year 2000!


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