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Old Ladies Should Only Shop For Underwear In The Middle Of The Night

Tuesday, Feb. 28, 2006|11:07 p.m.

I was in Meijer this evening doing a little shopping.

Why do the folks at Meijer have to put the women's lingerie near the front of the store?

And why would a 70+ year old woman think that 6:30pm on a Tuesday is the perfect time to shop for Meijer lingerie.

It's not.

At all.

That woman has painted a picture in my head that I don't want and can't erase.
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Did you hear about George Michael? He was arrested for suspected drug possession over the weekend after he was found slumped at the wheel of his car in London.

He's not being a very good father figure.
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The next time you order a drink at a fast food restaurant, try not to think about
this.
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Have you heard about the woman who is suing The Smoking Gun web site for this?

It's funny - if she hadn't filed that lawsuit, I would have never been able to point her mugshot out to you. Way to go, Casey Hicks!
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If you have H&R Block filing your taxes this year,
you've been warned.
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Have you ever had a song stuck in your head, but you don't know the words to the song? If so, The Song Tapper would be for you - if it actually worked.

I can't make it work for me though. I blame the stupid software or my keyboard - because if there's one thing everyone knows about me, it's that I've got all kinds of rhythm.
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The other day I was with my 3 year old niece in an elevator. She pointed to the button on the bottom on the left side and said...

"That's the Taco Bell button." Turns out Bill Cosby was right - Kids say the darndest things!
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A few weeks ago everyone on Diaryland seemed to have a link to their johari window. Why should I be any different just because I rarely update? here's mine. Please take a second to fill it out!

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