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Pizza

2003-10-08|1:17 a.m.

So I was going to write about how rediculous I think the whole California recall thing is, but that was already done by chickie-legs tonight, so now I must move on to something else...

So a co-worker and I ordered a pizza from Domino's for lunch today. Why is it whenever someone sees you with a pizza box, you hear a number of "wacky" comments from them?

First, when bringing the pizza from the front desk to our lunchroom on the third floor, someone I don't know said, "Hey, so you ordered me some pizza?" Now about the first 1,000 times someone had said that to me, I was able to muster up polite laughter. However, I can't even do that anymore. Now when someone says that to me, I smile and say "Yeah, like you need to eat more pizza." (okay, maybe not,)

So later, we are sitting eating our lovely pizza, and a guy who works in a different department comes in and says "So, eating Domino's, huh?"

Now what kind of goofy ass question is that? What gave it away? Was it the box that said "Domino's" on it in BIG RED LETTERS, or was it the picture of a domino on the pizza box?

What ended up coming out of my mouth was, "No, this is actually a homemade pizza. I found the hardest part was painting the cardboard to actually look like a pizza box." I am sure he thought I was a complete ass, but I thought he was a complete idiot, so I guess we are even.

So I don't really have an end for this posting... but damn, stupid stuff like that pisses me off.

The End.

Previously on Ramblin' Bill -- In The Year 2000!

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