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Butterfly Sunshine
2003-10-01|1:02 a.m.
It's late again, and here I am. I do not think I will ever get a decent night of sleep again. But enough about that.So I am growing a goatee for a production of "Man of La Mancha" that I'm in. I have never had facial hair before, and now I know why. It's a pain in the ass. If you mess up when you are shaving, there is no way to cover it. You just have to try to mess up the exact same way on the other side. (Yeah, I MEANT to have a giant divot on both sides like that. Seriously, everyone's doing it. Check out Ben Afleck's goatee the next time you see him - it is exactly the same way!)
So that is not the only reason I hate the goatee... I have discovered I have a few gray hairs mixed in there. What's up with that? I am way too young to have gray hairs anywhere. It's only a stray hair here and there, but they are still there. Do you think that I can get people to think that they are not gray hairs, but rather "highlights"? Yeah, me neither.
I am sure it will only be a matter of time before some shithead points it out to me too. Why do people feel the need to do that? I can already hear some ass say something along the lines of "Whoa, you've got some gray hairs in there - you're getting old!" and then some washed up former NBA star will chime in, saying "No play for Mr. Gray!" (Christ I hate those commercials, but that is another story.)
I'm afraid to find out where gray hair will pop up next... (NO! NOT DOWN THERE!)
A few people have told me that they think I look better with a goatee. I am sure they mean it as a compliment, but I don't really take it that way.
In my opinion, they might as well say to me, "Hey Bill, the more of your face you cover up, the better you look." It probably wouldn't stop there though... They would continue, "As a matter of fact - Here. Please put this paper bag over your head, you hideous freak."
So anyway - I have to get to bed.
