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Tuesday, May. 10, 2005|12:12 a.m.
It's a little too late to celebrate, but I thought I would share this story nonetheless:Brazilian Town Declares Orgasm Day. It's true - May 9th was Orgasm Day in Espertantina.
From what I heard, quite a few Espertantinan men finished celebrating at about 12:02am, then promptly fell asleep, leaving the women to finish celebrating all by themselves.
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If you've ever thought you had friends that suck, at least you aren't the guy that almost married 'The Runaway Bride'. Check this ebay item out. Selling the wedding invitation on Ebay? Ouch.
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Kathleen Turner is on 'The Daily Show' right now... Looking at her now, I find the casting of her as Chandler's father on Friends even more brilliant... She really does look like a man in drag.
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Ever want to play the drums on your computer? If so, click here.
Because I'm a great brother, I sent this to my niece and nephew with the instructions "turn the computer up really loud before you play this - Your mom will really appreciate it."
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Here's a picture of George Bush driving Vladimir Putin's 1956 Volga sedan = Putin let him drive it from one building to the next.
To me it seems like the political equivalent of a dad who lets his ten year old drive the car down the driveway. I wonder if afterwards he gave him a swig of his beer too.
I can almost hear George W. saying Rainman's "I'm a very good driver."
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It's almost as if the guy who does the Ziggy cartoon read what I wrote yesterday - and wanted to prove me right. Here's the Ziggy cartoon from Monday, 05/09:
Did you notice how he made the word 'giggles' all squiggly? That's high comedy there.
And seriously, what man uses the word 'giggles' anyway?
On top of all that, I have to be honest, I don't get it. Someone please explain why this is funny.
I am not kidding. Why is that funny?
Really.
