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The Wayne Newton Blow Up Doll

Saturday, Mar. 26, 2005|12:00 a.m.

Um, what's wrong with people?

This item is currently for sale on ebay: WAYNE NEWTON Blow Up DOLL/Figure 5' Tall Danged Weird!

Yeah. As I was looking through the 'really weird' items for sale on ebay (Yes, I do know how to have a good time on a Friday night, thanks for noticing.) I stumbled across 'Blow Up Wayne.'

It made me wonder what kind of company would think people would like buy a 5' blow up Wayne Newton doll. When I clicked on the link, I was stunned to discover that three people have placed a bid on this item.

In an effort to find out what's the deal with this, I read on... The item description says: "It isn't obscene, just danged weird!" Yeah. It's almost as weird as this person's repeated use of the word 'danged.'

Now, if you're anything like me (and for your sake, I hope you're not...) you may be wondering 'How can we be sure that this item isn't obscene?'

Good question my friend. There's only one way I know of: Pictures! As a convenience for you, I'm reposting a few of them here without permission. (Why? Because I'm a danged rebel.)

He doesn't have danged genitalia! He doesn't have a danged crack! However, the person selling it does point out "Wayne comes complete with black painted on "chest hairs"."

Well dang! Danke Sch�en ebay!

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