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Tuesday, Dec. 27, 2005|2:16 a.m.

Merry (belated) Christmas everybody!

I hope you had a wonderful December 25th. Mine was pretty uneventful - I felt like shit and didn't get out of bed until after 4:00.

Since I gave out all of the presents I bought and had opened all of my presents on Christmas Eve, I didn't miss too much... I got a good book, a few shirts, a coat, and a couple of gift cards... All in all, a pretty good year.

I was a little sad though - the one thing I really wanted, I didn't get...
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If you were wondering how Pope Benedict XVI celebrated Christmas, I give you the following picture...

Apparently he decided to put on a Santa hat and get possessed by the devil on the same day! I wonder if it's a coincidence that when you rearrange the letters in "Santa" you get "Satan."

Seriously, I think the only way he could look any scarier is if he had blood dripping from his mouth.
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Have you noticed the trend recently that pretty much every movie gets a new racier "unrated version" when it gets released on DVD?

Over the last month or so, I have seen unrated versions of "Sin City," "The Dukes of Hazzard," "The 40 Year Old Virgin," and "Wedding Crashers."

Does every movie need a special "Unrated Version" with "Scenes You Didn't See In Theaters"? Apparently so.

I think this proves my point...

Insert your own joke about seeing "Woody's woody" here.

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