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The Weekend and I Am Unlucky In Email

Monday, Apr. 11, 2005|2:50 a.m.

I had a very good weekend - Friday night I went to a bar in California (Ohio) called Lebos. On Friday nights they have Karaoke. Karaoke is fun - as long as you don't take it seriously.

Saturday I took my niece and nephew to Paramount's Kings Island. It was a great day - sunny with a high of about 80 degrees - which doesn't usually happen in Cincinnati in April.

While there, I had the chance to meet TV's own Mrs. C, Marion Ross, from Happy Days.

She was very nice. I didn't have a camera, so I couldn't take a picture with her. I've now met two celebrities. Marion Ross, and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. (I met her a few years ago at Cedar Point.)

With the weather being so nice, I managed to get quite a bit of sun on my face and forearms. So now I look like this:


Artist's Rendering (sort of)

Damn, that artist sucks. He didn't even give me hair.

I can't wait until my face starts peeling - I hear the ladies love that.

On Saturday night, I saw Heywood Banks who has a lot of funny songs - like Toast.

One of my favorite bits of his is called 'Inches, Feet, Miles.' If you have the morning show 'Bob and Tom' in your city, listen to them and request the song. You will be glad you did.

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I have figured out why I've been having so many little issues/problems over the last couple of years.

I have a 13 year old niece and a 12 year old nephew who have had email for a couple of years now. As a result, every couple of days I get a chain mail message with some sort of consequence if I don't forward it to everyone I know. Most recently, it was this message:

"OMG THIS IS SOOO SCARY!!!! SEND THIS TO 15 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. AND THEN PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS!!! IT IS SOOO SCARY CUZ IT REALLY WORKS...BUT IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN.....YOU WILL BE CURSED WITH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS!!!!!"

Son of a bitch and I'll be damned - I missed the deadline. I got busy doing other things (looking at porn other email messages) and didn't get it out in time. How do I know? I've hit F6 on my computer six or seven times and nothing has happened. Damn it. Like I need more relationship problems.

If you would like to help me get a little good luck, sign up for my new "Bill Sends You Really Annoying Email Several Times A Day!" service in my comment section. You too can get tons of email just like this.

Speaking of annoying email, do you know someone who sends you EVERY SINGLE THING THAT CROSSES THEIR INBOX? For me, it's a very nice older gentleman that I've been in a few shows with. I swear, I get at least six emails a day from him.

I don't even read them anymore. Now, as soon as I see his name next to the title, I delete the email. As a result, I can't tell you the "Dentist-Golfer Joke," tell you anything about the "Gas War," nor can I tell you how to "Expand your pen!s by 4 inches" - oh wait, that last one wasn't from him... Damn spam.

He's a nice guy so I don't want to hurt his feelings - so that's why I have not told him to stop - nor do I think I will. Instead, I will tell you - if you are one of those people, please understand that there is such a thing as discretion. It's called editing. Learn how to do it. Don't send out everything you get. Stop it. Now.

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