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Tea Bags And Virgins

Monday, May. 16, 2005|1:12 a.m.

Friday was a sad day at work - it was one of my favorite coworkers last day. She found a new job... We took her out to a happy hour on Thursday night that ended up lasting until about midnight.

Over the course of the evening, we ate dinner, had many a drink, and after most of the people left, we played some pool. While playing pool all of us tried just about every trick in the book to distract the person playing pool - the worst being when a guy 'tea bagged' the pocket...

Later that night, I suggested to L, the coworker who was leaving to send out a good-bye email with the first letter of each line spelling out TEA BAG.

On Friday morning, I sent out a quick email to remind the people who played pool what we had seen on Thursday night. Below you will find the email, and the responses that followed:

Subject: I'm Sad

You may be asking "Why are you sad Bill?"

Good question.

I'm sad because I was hoping to have some tea this morning, but I am all out of tea bags.
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(L's response)
That is
Excellent, Bill! You
Are always coming up with really funny things,

Bill.
Are you going to be able to come to lunch today?
Go if you can.
See or talk to you all soon!

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Which then sparked a reply from everyone else...

The truth is
Everyone is working hard
And L is

Barely getting
Any work done
Good for her
Sincerely,

J
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Too bad
Everyone doesn't have
As much work as I do! Must

Be nice to have
All day to come up with
Goofy
Sayings for the word TEA BAGS.
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This is
Entertaining.
All of us

Better stop
Acting like slackers and
Go full bore
Starting now.

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So everyone had responded with their own TEA BAGS email - so I felt I needed to do my part too. Here's my attempt at tea bag fun...

Then, it was down to me...
Everyone else had sent something -
Arranging words so the first letter of each line spells out tea bags

Boy! - I said - I am not going to get
Any work done if people keep sending these.
Gotta try though
Some of us still work here on Monday.

Don't you wish you were one of our clients? We clearly work our asses off.
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Seriously, is this guy hot or what?
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