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The Damn Six Things Lists...

Wednesday, Oct. 12, 2005|1:46 a.m.

I was going to write a real entry this evening, but then Andria tagged me to do one of these shitty 'list' entries.

Since I don't have time to do both a real entry and a 'you've been tagged' entry right now, the real entry will have to wait. (If this annoys you, follow this link to Andria's web pageand leave her a comment letting her know that her actions annoy you. Thank you.)

So without further ado...

Six things I want to do:
1. Be able to say I've been on all seven continents. (Okay, I could say that now, but I'd be lying.)
2. Be content with what I have.
3. Grow old with the woman I love.
4. Have children and grandchildren with her.
5. Live where it's warm all year. (I frickin' hate winter.)
6. Have enough money to live comfortably.

Six things I can do:
1. Make people laugh.
2. Act.
3. Sing.
4. Get by on about four hours of sleep a night.
5. Outwit most people.
6. Beat Andria at an 80's music trivia contest. (When you tagged me with this shit you had to realize that you would be slammed once for losing to me.)

Six things I can't do:
1. I can't dance, don't ask me. (bonus points if you know the song.)
2. Pretend I like someone when I don't like them. (This goes against the whole 'acting' thing I suppose, but real life is different.)
3. Touch my nose with my tongue (so I can't put that on my list of things that make me attractive to the opposite sex. Damn.)
4. Watch Carson Daly (He's a douche bag.)
5. Speak Chinese (It's not cheating - I really can't.)
6. Think of a sixth thing I can't do right now. (damn, that was easier than I thought.)

Six things that make me attractive to the opposite sex:
1. I'm funny.
2. I'm honest.
3. I'm intelligent.
4. I'm loyal.
5. I've got a decent sense of style.
6. I'm humble.

Six Things I say all the time:
1. Douche bag.
2. Huh... (As in, "You don't speak Chinese? Huh... Interesting.")
3. I did not know that.
4. Fuck.
5. M'kay.
6. Are you a cop? Seriously, because if you are a cop you have to tell me.

Six Celebrity crushes:
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Drew Barrymore
3. Rose McGowan
4. Kate Winslet
5. Renee Zellweger
6. Amy Poehler

Six more suckers:

Screw this - I refuse to tag others to do this - however, if you would LIKE to do it, be my guest. Just realize that if you tag me again, not only will I not do it, but I will also hate you.

One last thing... Blue Meany, this link is just for you. Enjoy!

That's all for now... PEACE!

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