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Lushy McDrunktank's Unsober Entry

Sunday, Aug. 28, 2005|2:57 a.m.

Yeah, so I'm a little tipsy tonight... I went to the first Oktoberfest of the year, and had more than my fair share of Warsteiner... Damn, that's good beer.
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It seems like pretty much every day I get cool mail now... What did I get today? Well, when the title is "Toons and Hentai Chicks Getting Rammed Big Time" it's gotta be good, right?

Being curious as to what was out there, I did a search for 'cartoon sex' on Limewire, and planned on posting one of the pictures for all of us to laugh at... However, what I found was much more graphic and disturbing than I expected... I found some gross shit that had The Smurfs, Kim Possible, Ariel from The Little Mermaid, and the cast of Futurama (Including Bender - the robot) getting it on...

Seriously, who gets turned on by toons getting rammed big time? (If you are one of those people, I don't want to know.)

Man, this world is a fucked up place.
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While we are on the topic of cartoon porn, I give you a link that I found via The Cruel Site of the Day titled :To the Batpole, Robin!

At one point or another, we've all either heard (or made) a joke about Batman and Robin being gay... Well, this website has really taken that joke and run with it... (Don't click on the link unless you want to see gay porn pictures of Batman and Robin...)

Apparently, DC Comics is threatening to sue the artist who painted these pictures. Because, after all, why would anyone associated with comics have a sense of humor?
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And now it's time to give out the award for "The coolest person to leave the biggest backhanded compliment" in the comment section of my last entry.

And the winner is... Kaitlyn! for leaving the following message... "I clicked on your banner, I have no idea why, it wasn't even a very good banner, one that I would be known to click on "

Thank you Kaitlyn, I think... :-) I am glad you did click on my shitty banner though...

Seriously though, I know the banner wasn't great... Don't believe me? Take a look for yourself...

Bethany, where in the hell is your bad banners site when we need it?

Sad thing is, I didn't even get any hate mail - until my buddy, Pimp, left me the following message...

Fuck you. I hate you. There's your hate mail. Dick.
How do you make ice cream by turning a bike upside down? Not that I'd want to know the answer from an ass like you, by the way.

Thanks Pimp. You are always there to help a guy out... ===================================================================

I'll end this random shitty entry with this...

For some reason, I find the word 'hairdo' funny - as in "She looks really hot with her new hairdo."

Try to work that word into a conversation sometime soon - just to see if people look at you funny when you say it. I'll bet they do.

And damn it, could I put any more links in this entry? I have got to stop that...

Time to pass out! Peace out!

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