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Perhaps someday I will tell you more about me in this space. For now, you just have to learn it by reading my freakin' diary. Now get to it!


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The French Whore Entry

Wednesday, Oct. 19, 2005|12:38 a.m.

Because really, doesn't everyone eventually do an entry on French whores? But I'll get to that in a minute... I've got a few other really important things to talk about.

First let me assure you that when I win, I'll still write here.

Win what? The Powerball! It's now up to $340 Million or as the web site says ($164.4 Million Cash Value).

What the fuck? Does it seem fair to advertise $340 Million - but have it only be $164.4 million if you get the cash now?

Regardless, when I win I'll buy everyone on my 'favorites' list their own domain. What'll suck is I'll buy it from Diaryland and you'll never get it.
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If you haven't had a chance to watch The Colbert Report yet, do yourself a favor and check it out. It lampoons the serious douche bags on TV like Bill O'Reilly perfectly.

Why bring Colbert up in an entry titled "The French Whore Entry?" Because he's French, bitch.
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And now, the moment you've all been waiting for...

Throughout literary history there have been plenty of mentions of French whores...

Who could ever forget the important roles French whores have played in such literary classics as "War and Peace." "Don Quixote," "David Copperfield," "The Last of the Mohicans," "Treasure Island," and pretty much every issue of "Cum Dumpster Monthly."

However, I don't think any French whore could be as creepy and gross as this woman... (According to Reuters, she's a real French whore. Who am I to argue with them?)

Yikes!!! (but as a side note, I am pretty sure I've got my Halloween costume this year.)

As Yahoo points out, she is "Sex worker Camille Cabral" and she was "representing French prostitutes... after a press conference organized by the International Committee on the Rights of Sex Workers in Europe (ICRSE), at the European Parliament in Brussels, October 17, 2005. The ICRSE wants to end the criminalization of the sex industry and give prostitutes the same social rights as other workers. REUTERS/Francois Lenoir

Of course, I'll have plenty of money to get all the French whores I want after I win the Powerball.

And then she'll win 'the power balls,' if you know what I am saying.
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Damn it, I am one classy bastard.

If you need any more proof, this is the second entry in a row with the term 'cum dumpster' in it.

See? Classy.

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