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Butterfly Sunshine
Monday, Oct. 17, 2005|10:54 p.m.
Hello there!What's new in your part of the world?
The show's going great - one week left, then life returns to normal... or at least as close to normal as I get.
Because we live in a world that is serious about serious news, I give you the following stories...
How Far Along? Katie Holmes' Baby Bump Getting Bigger
As the article states, "...Holmes' aunt denied rumors that the actress conceived via in vitro fertilization. "I can assure you they did it the old-fashioned way.""
So the aunt knows about the sex that her niece is having with Tom Cruise?
Why is it that I wouldn't have a hard time believing that Tom paid Katie's, sorry, Kate's aunt to be in the room videotaping the sexual act just so he has evidence that he's not a flaming homosexual.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Hey, did you hear that Americans Are Getting Ruder, Poll Shows?
Do you agree that Americans are getting ruder? If so, you are one stupid mother fucker, you donkey raping ass spelunker.
I am a little sad that I couldn't make the term 'cum dumpster' work in that statement. Hmm, maybe Americans are getting more rude.
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I don't have too much more to share right now, so I will leave you with The Argument Clinic! It's one of my all time favorite Monty Python skits. It loses a little bit without guys from Python acting it out, but it's still pretty frickin' hilarious.
Almost has hilarious as me typing 'frickin' ' in the same entry that I tried to fit the term 'cum dumpster' in.
I'm nothing if not classy.
