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2004-09-30|10:17 p.m.
So I am watching the debates... If I hear "My opponent changes his opinion..." one more time, I may go kick in my TV screen. Fuck, I get it, you think he sends mixed messages. Get on with it already!Speaking of politics, if you are a fan of Dilbert, or just a fan of funny things, you have to sign up for the Dilbert Newsletter. There really is a lot of funny stuff in it.
Here is an example of something written in the most recent newsletter...
"The official DNRC position in this campaign is that other people�s votes shouldn�t count. So find someone who disagrees with all of your opinions and convince that person to stay home on Election Day. Promise that you�ll do the same. Then use your absentee ballot to vote from home so that technically you didn�t lie. If there is one thing that our role models in this election have taught us, it�s that omitting important information is completely different from lying."
So funny, and so true.
Hey - if you have not registered to vote, you only have until October 4th.
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So I was sent this today...
This lady is the very definition of a redneck douche bag. Perhaps she ought to worry more about the cigarettes, and less about the jackhammers... Smoke 'em if you got 'em honey!
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So I recently heard a women who was having romantic problems say something along the lines of "I think I will just become a lesbian, then I will not have to deal with men anymore."
You know, you will never hear a guy make that comment. I've been through my fair share of romantic problems recently. Never once have I thought about switching to men. (Sorry fellas, I just loves me the ladies!)
Yeah, I have problems... but it's nothing a trip to the casino can't fix! My friend Bob and I are heading to a local casino on Saturday. AND I am sure that we will both win big - because we are both due for some good luck.
If there is one thing that I have learned in my lifetime, it's that when you are due, good things happen to you.
