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Any time you use the "C" word, it stinks

Tuesday, Dec. 13, 2005|12:14 a.m.

WARNING - You will find the "C" word in this entry. Several times. You've been warned.

I was talking to Andria a little earlier, and the "C" word came up. (Yes, THAT "C" word. The word that pretty much every woman hates.)

Because I knew I could get away with it, I went on a "C" word rampage... Here's what happened from there:

Bill [12:02 AM]: CUNT CUNT CUNTY CUNT
Dork [12:03 AM]: hahahahaha
Bill [12:03 AM]: Now, it's cunty fresh!
Bill [12:03 AM]: there's a slogan that won't sell much fish.
Dork [12:03 AM]: hahahaha... I don't know that it would sell much of anything!
Bill [12:04 AM]: Mmm MMmm! Cunty Fresh Goodness!
Bill [12:05 AM]: I want to see who can come up with the best worst slogan...
Dork [12:06 AM]: Worse than "mmmm mmmm cunty fresh goodness"???
Bill [12:06 AM]: well, you never know
Bill [12:06 AM]: someone could think of something
Dork [12:06 AM]: that's true.
Bill [12:06 AM]: how will I know unless I throw the gauntlet out there?

So the gauntlet has been thrown - so to speak. You now have my idea for the worst slogan ever, so what's yours?

Throw me a bone here - share your idea for the 'best worst slogan' in the comment section. The only rule is that it has to be completely disgusting.

Don't leave my comment space empty - I know you can think of something! You know you want to... Come on - don't be a cunt.

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