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Cruel friends

2003-11-24|11:55 p.m.

Have you ever gone to one of those parties where there is just way too much drinking going on? A party where people end up passing out?

Of course you have. We all have. Most recently, about a month ago, I attended a Halloween party at my friend Bob's house that turned out that way.

What's horrible (or hilarious, depending on how you look at it) is that some of my friends get pretty cruel when they have been drinking (and they are not the ones who pass out).

Please witness the following pictures...

This is Bob's (much) younger brother, Billy. Billy is still in college and has not yet learned when to say when.

Yes, that is Sharpie marker on his face. As I said, I have some cruel friends. You can use your imagination as to what the drawings are of.

Next picture... Are you ready?

This is our friend Shawn.

Yes, that is Sharpie marker on his face too. As you can see, one face is not quite enough to wear out the hilarity that was 'face drawing' that night.

But these "friends" did worse things than just draw pornographic pictures on faces with a Sharpie marker. As proof, I show you this next picture.

I warn you, this is really quite evil.

Are you sure you want to see it?

Okay, well here goes. I warned you.

Why in the hell do people have to be so damned evil? This poor guy left Bob's house the next morning not knowing what these bastards did to his face.

On his way home, he stopped to get gas. He did not know his face looked like this. People stared. People laughed.

He has children. Children that spent the night at his parents house. Children that he went to pick up after he got gas. His parents saw his face like this. His children saw his face like this.

Bastards. The evil, evil bastards.

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