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Tuesday, May. 17, 2005|2:13 a.m.
Okay, who wants Andy?No, not diaryland's own %%Andy%% (or however the fuck Andy attempts to make links.) But rather the robot sex doll named Andy.
It turns out, Andy is a female sex robot. (Insert your own Andy's pink shirt joke here.)
The article states:
"The sex androids developed by aircraft mechanic Michael Harriman from Nuremberg have 'hearts' that beat harder during sex.
They also breathe harder and have internal heaters to raise the body temperature - but their feet stay cold "just like in real life", according to Harriman.
He said: "They are almost impossible to distinguish from the real thing, but I am still developing improvements and I will only be happy when what I have is better than the real thing."
He'll only be happy when it's better than the real thing? Interesting.
I hear there's no proof to the rumors that he's programmed it to say "I don't want to cuddle," "I'll go make you a sandwich," and "I'll take the wet spot," after sex.
So how exactly is he going to make it better then?
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Hey, are looking for a ginormous list of words that don't really exist - thus, making you confuzzled? If so, check out Merriam-Webster Asks: What's Your Favorite Word (That's Not in the Dictionary)?
Yeah, I wasn't looking for that list either. Quite frankly, words like ginormous and confuzzled just annoy the crap out of me.
Another word that made the list is the diaryland favorite 'woot' - The inclusion of this word alone leads me to believe the entire list was thought up by 14 year old girls while they listened to Lindsey Lohan and Good Charlotte. ("OMG!!! I love Good Charlotte!!!" I can hear one of them screech as their latest shitty song comes on the local KISS FM station.)
I'd write more about the list, but it's time for me to chillax (to chill out/relax - come on, get with it people.) And then I am going to kill myself for saying chillax.
I guess I am just a lingweenie (a person incapable of producing neologisms) afterall.
