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Cheney's Got A Gun

Monday, Feb. 13, 2006|10:56 p.m.

Howdy!

In an effort to be more like Pimp, (No really, I even have a WWPD? bumper sticker on my car.) I decided to forgo my traditional one week between updates and wait a little longer to write an entry.

However, unlike Pimp, I couldn't wait the additional 50+ days to come up with an entry... I had to write. You see, I have something really important to talk about today... Something that I can't hold in any longer... You see... I...

Okay, I really don't have anything to talk about - but that's never stopped me before, so here goes...
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As if St. Valentine's Day wasn't enough to taunt me this year, I opened my inbox this evening and was greeted with this.

That's a little hurtful, isn't it?
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Have you seen the previews for Brokeback To The Future yet? If not, you've got to check it out. I've watched it several times already. And each time I do, I say to myself "I wish I could quit you, Doc."
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I've got a confession. Every once and a while, when I have nothing better to do and the mood strikes me, I look at porn.

It's not all the time. It's not like I have a problem or anything. I could quit looking at it any time I want. Really. It's not excessive at all. (Unless you consider 4 hours a day excessive - and if you do - get off my back, St. (Insert your name here). Don't judge me.)

So anyway, where was I before you started getting all judgmental on me... Ahh yes, porn... So anyway, I've noticed lately that when I am looking at porn that at some point I will say to myself something along the lines of "Wow, her dad would be crushed if he saw this picture of her."

And damn it if that doesn't completely ruin the mood every single time.
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Did you hear about Dick Cheney "peppering" (shooting) a guy he was hunting with? I'm annoyed by the whole situation, but I won't go into all of that here - that's not what I want to write about on this page.

But I will say this - if The Daily Show doesn't paraphrase the popular Aerosmith song and make "Cheney's Got A Gun" it's tag line when they talk about this tonight, they are missing the boat.
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Damn it, even the elephants are taunting me about Valentine's Day. It's because of the porn comment, isn't it? That karma's a bitch. (My little tribute to Earl.)

Happy Valentine's Day everyone.

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