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The Entry That Starts Out Like Most Others, But Then Goes Straight To Hell

Tuesday, Mar. 29, 2005|10:45 p.m.

Have you ever seen stickers like these on cars?

They are bootleg versions of 'Calvin' from the comic strip "Calvin and Hobbes" peeing on different signs. I've seen 'Calvin' peeing on Ford symbols, Chevrolet symbols, and Jeff Gordon's number '24.'

For a more in depth history of 'Calvin' peeing on things, you can visit this website.

Anyway, the reason I bring this up is because these stickers annoy the crap out of me. I've always really liked the comic strip, and I hate to see something so funny ruined like this.

So to show my displeasure for these stickers, I've created this:


Oh, what have I done? Damn me. Damn me to hell.
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Speaking of hell, did you hear that Johnnie Cochran died?

I know that he did things to help a lot of people, but I have a hard time thinking that anyone who helps someone get away with murder will go anywhere but to hell - if there really is a hell.

In the linked article, it quotes OJ Simpson as saying, "I don't think I'd be home today without Johnnie."

Yeah...
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Every once in a while I think about what hell would be like...

I've come to the conclusion that if it does exist, it's different for everyone. Hell would be whatever the most horrible, worst thing is for you.

So if I go to hell, I will be a tattoo of Calvin peeing right above a genital wart on Courtney Love's upper thigh.

I am very sorry.

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