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Butterfly Sunshine
2004-09-08|10:02 p.m.
Two entries in two days... I believe Hell just froze over...So I find that lately I have been waking up in the middle in the night and going to get things to eat, then taking them back to bed.
This is a problem for several reasons... First, I do not want to gain any weight... I'd have to imagine that eating while sleeping is not the best way to keep one's weight in check.
Second, I am not always finishing what I get to eat before I fall asleep. The other night I got a piece of cheese. When my alarm woke me up a few hours later, I still had the chewed up cheese in my mouth. Gross.
But last night, I hit an all time low. I got a popsicle and took it back to bed... When I woke up a few hours later, I noticed that my lower stomach/pelvis region was all wet...
The first two things that went through my mind were A) I was 17 again and just had a wet dream, or B) I was 4 again and wet my bed.
It turns out that it was neither of those things... it was option C) I fell asleep after eating only a few bites of the popsicle and it melted all over the bottom of my t-shirt and the top of my shorts.
Perhaps I have learned my lesson, but probably not.
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An Open Note To Every Newscast That Mentions That Ken Jennings Has Won On Jeopardy Again -
Dear Newscast,
I don't give a shit. Please cover something important. Now.
Sincerely,
Bill
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This evening on the local Fox version of the news they gave as much coverage to the aftermath of the attack of the Russian school last week as they gave to Ken Jennings winning for the 41st time on Jeopardy. There is something really wrong with that.
Don't get me wrong, I am plenty happy for Mr. Jennings, but if I want to find out if he is going to win for the 1,000,000th time, I can just turn on Jeopardy at 7:30. That is not news.
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So I brought Life Savers to work today to share with everyone. (I know, I am really that nice...)
Whenever I get Life Savers, I find I can't eat just one... (Hmmm, now that would be a good advertising slogan! I don't think that Lay's Potato Chips is using it anymore...)
So after about an hour of work, I am guessing I ate about ten or twelve Life Savers. For the rest of the day I had to go around feeling like I had sweaters on my teeth. I hate when that happens.
