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ann-frank v. Anne Frank

2003-10-19|8:12 a.m.

I have never been the most literary person in the world, so when I had the chance to read the diary of ann-frank, I thought it was a good idea to catch up what I missed when I was a young lad who spent most of his time in and out of school finding different ways to goof off.

One of the first things that I thought was "hell, I didn't know that the internet was even around in the 1940s, but it must have been, because ann-frank does have a diary!". Well you can imagine my surprise when I read an entry titled "that sexy work email: a cautionary tale." To think, all of this time I thought she wrote about hiding from Nazis with her family in an attic.

I decided I should investigate further... It only got more strange from there. I read an entry about Yankee Candles, and another titled "Hello, ROCKTOBER!" (AUTHOR'S NOTE: I think the term "Rocktober" should be banned from the English language. If a wacky zoo crew morning DJ is caught using that term ever again, I think he or she should be shot.)

It was about that time that I realized, maybe - just maybe - this is not the same ann-frank, so I did a google search. Boy is there egg on my face. It turns out there is a difference between ann-frank and Anne Frank. I guess I should have spent more time reading, and less time finding ways to make my friends laugh without getting caught.

Previously on Ramblin' Bill -- In The Year 2000!

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