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It's No Longer 2000?

Sunday, Feb. 27, 2005|11:48 p.m.

Hey Look! The date is right on my entries again!

Somehow, the last three entries were transported into the future.

The future, Conan?

Yes, the last three entries were transported all of the way to the year 2000!

In the year two thousand. In the year two thousaaaaaand!

"People will become suspicious of Michael Jackson's repeated collapses outside of courtrooms, when it becomes clear that he always falls onto shirtless young boys."

In the year two thousand.

"The world will bid a fond farewell to one of its favorite and most beloved entertainers when Bill Maher gets drunk at a party, gets behind the wheel of his car, and runs over Angela Lansbury."

Okay - sorry about that... On with the entry...
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Did anyone see Johnny Depp at the Oscars? I am a fan of his, but damn he just looked odd tonight. If I can find a picture of him, I will post it in the comment section later - I looked for a few minutes, but couldn't find anything.
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As I was checking out the news on yahoo today, I discovered yet another gross story: Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

I don't really think there is much to summarize - the headline says it all. But - I do have to share my favorite line from the story. "He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said."

There is so much wrong with that, I can't even begin to say all of it - so instead I will just end with "Well, at least he's a faithful freak," and leave it at that.

Previously on Ramblin' Bill -- In The Year 2000!

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